No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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