we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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