Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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