exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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