What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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