Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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