i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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