somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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