I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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