I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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