On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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