they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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