you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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