so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My dick has a subreddit
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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