I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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