You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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