Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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