did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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