you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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