I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
