It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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