these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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