Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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