Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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