I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
one might say we're banned from that church
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They took my balls.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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