That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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