Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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