I just threw up on my dentist
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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