i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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