in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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