I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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