good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
NoShamevember. You game?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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