I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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