Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
