So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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