Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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