You can't motorboat a personality
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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