I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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