I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
