There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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