so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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