i don't like sucking hair
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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