Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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