textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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