you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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