what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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