so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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