that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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