She is in my trunk
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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