i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
