We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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