Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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