Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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