Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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