Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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