Christians are straight up FREAKS
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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