take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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