Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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